Category: The 9pm Edict

Homosexuals are special. They can vote people out of their club. Heterosexuals whine that their institutionalised racist breeder-money has been cut by, gosh, seven perfect. (Hi, Sherlock!) And the three stages of Top Gun and more from the CBS Interactive Christmas Party.

In this disturbing and long-overdue return of The 9pm Edict podcast, you'll hear about the legal problems with the 2008 Gay Softball World Series, face the facts about cuts to Australia's stupidly-named Baby Bonus, and hear a bunch of people at the CBS Interactive party talk about their childhood heroes.

If you were at that party and just want to listen to yourself, fast forward to the 10 minute 40 second mark.

Yes, there are bad words. And bonus hypocrisy.

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Westpac forgets that banks are meant to be about trust, and just bullshits us during a major outage. Sony too. Snake-oil salesfolk tell us gamification will solve all our needs. Bugger the morals. And idiots imagine that Twitter is like CNN, somehow.

Yes The 9pm Edict podcast has returned after an hiatus of nine months. Just like pregnancy. But let's not go there. Where I do go is gamification, and I refer to the video Gamifying Education and my op-ed at Technology Spectator.

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Australia's federal election campaign kicks off in a flurry of clichés. And the instant-continuous news media battle to be relevant.

Given that we've got a federal election campaign on our hands, I figured I'd resurrect The 9pm Edict podcast. And here it is.

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A criminal is dead, and Australian media dances on his grave. Another man dies after being chucked out of the country — but he's a criminal too, so who cares? And something about a volcano and aeroplanes.

After a ridiculously long break, here is episode 11 of The 9pm Edict. Enjoy.

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For more information about the topics covered in this episode, check out how the Victorian government may have to pay compensation for the death in prison of Carl Williams, the bizarre case against Christine Nixon, the federal government's changes to refugee processing, Tony Abbott's border protection truck, how Australia leads the global economic recovery, and the sad tale of Andrew Moore.

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The media totally misrepresents the real risks to our lives. Senator Conroy totally misrepresents the facts. Again. And the government literally makes my life more painful.

Here is episode 10 of The 9pm Edict.

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For more information about the topics covered in this episode, check out Australia's Standard for the Uniform Scheduling of Drugs and Poisons, the National Drugs and Poisons Schedule Committee's (NDPSC) decision on codeine, especially the NDPSC record of reasons, 56th meeting 16-17 June 2009, the ABC News story on same, and some background on codeine; the Marketplace story Big companies are hoarding cash; ABC News stories about the Pope's Easter service being clouded by the sex abuse scandal and Jews upset that the Vatican compares criticism of the Pope to the Holocaust; and Australian Bureau of Statistics publication 3303.0 — Causes of Death, Australia.

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Media make a big fuss over a racing driver. Senator Conroy stumbles through another media appearance. And some lame Victorian politician can't cope with the word “dickhead”. The dickhead.

Here is episode 9 of The 9pm Edict.

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For more information about tonight's rant, you can check out Terry Mulder's complaints about Victoria's road safety TV commercials, the story about Victorian Police objecting to stuff, and the Australia Talks episode featuring Senator Stephen Conroy.

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Google takes on China. Internet heavies and clueful people rip into Australia's mandatory censorship plan. And Senator Conroy says he will release the NBN report… in May.

Here is episode 8 of The 9pm Edict.

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For more information about tonight's rant, you can check out my story for Crikey about Refused Classification, the Facebook sacking of Chelsea Taylor, a Google News search for Google versus China and Tony Abbott's victory speech.

And here's the story about the National Broadband Network report which I didn't cover.

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The world's sole remaining super power gets a healthcare system. Channel 10 pushes the heteronormative agenda. And Barry O'Farrell invents an entirely new criminal justice system based on who knows what.

Hello, possums! It's late, but here's an episode of The 9pm Edict.

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For more information on what I discussed tonight, check out The 7pm Project, Barry O'Farrell's anti-graffiti plan, and pretty much any news outlet about Obama's healthcare plan.

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School anti-bullying programs make life difficult for the US Army. Senator Conroy illustrates the Rudd government's non-commitment to transparent by not releasing the NBN report. And some weird-arsed stoush erupts between Australia and Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

So, it's Friday night and The 9pm Edict is late. Do you care? Really? Here it is anyway.

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For more information on what I discussed tonight, check out the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on “Aboriginal” and the story of the Australian Human Rights Commission action and ED's owner's response; the Zen Pundit post on the US Army and Free Range Kids; and Senator Stephen Conroy on Lateline.

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Australia's smartest meth dealer found in Leichhardt. ABC chairman Maurice Newman branches out into staff supervision. And Sydney property developers whine because, well, they just didn't automatically get everything their own way.

Here, ladies and gentlemen, no more than 20 minutes late, is episode 5 of The 9pm Edict. Finally.

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For more information on what I discussed today, try the NSW police media releases about Sunday's explosion and Monday's arrest, the Urban Taskforce media release and the ABC's story on same, this Sydney Morning Herald story on various NSW Labor connections, Kristina Keneally's Wikipedia entry, my post on Maurice Newman's speech and the PM report on same, and Marcus Westbury's column for The Age.

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